He drops from the branch and flies away
Higher and higher till he's out of sight!
I today am lifted that high!
Gravity was the first tax.
Spaghetti lives twice
A triangle points three ways.
No one ever relaxed in a lounge.
The largest wheel doesn't roll.
Headaches cross the Alps.
From: Anti-Hero Art#1
Our I-GOTTA-HAVE-IT-RIGHT-NOW-OR-I’LL-GO- POSTAL! society has affected me to the point where I say to myself, when looking in the bathroom mirror, "Robert, you’ve finished some college. Therefore, rest assured you’re smarter than they are. Don’t let them make you another one of the millions of sheep they already have gained mind control of. You should turn off the cable box and read some Kafka, Bukowski, Dostoevsky, or at the very least, the back of the Pop Tart box." But I know I’m only fooling myself. I’ve been trained too well by the network executives and their hypnotizing TV shows. they don’t call it ‘programming’ for nothing. So when that remote control comes up missing I go into a panic.
Heard at the box office:
"Is there a volume discount?"
"I don’t care how loud you talk, it won’t help!"
