"Is there anybody there?" said the Art Surfer.
Knocking on the moonlit door;
And his horse in the silence champed the grasses
Of the forest's ferny floor.
-Walter De La Mare
miniQUIZ; define "monokini" (answer later).
JOKE #1: A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" (Vicki Lawrence)
SANTA PARK will open Nov. 28 near Rovaniemi, Finland which is said to be the home of Claus. The park is inside the Arctic Circle, and inside a cavern with accommodations for 1,000 guests. Visitors can see a Magic Sleigh, reindeer rides, and a Christmas carousel. Rovaniemi is the capital of Finnish Lapland. (DMN)
ART: The new boss at Reader's Digest is trying to put the company back in the black. One method is to sell off some of the art collection amassed by founders, Lila and Dewitt Wallace. In Nov.'98 they sold off a collection valued at over 100 mill including works by Cezanne, Van Gogh, Monet, Matisse, and other big names. The problem with sinking mag sales
is that the Digest is not religious enough to match the religious right and not racy enough to compete with secular magazines. (The Economist).
The youngest son of Matisses, Pierre Matisse has chosen to give the Pierre Matisse Gallery Archives - business documents, letters, photos, etc. of his father and other artists - to the Morgan Library. Pierre landed in the U.S. in `24- and opened up an art gallery 7 years later that represented all the major artists: his father, Calder, Chagall, Dubuffet, Miro, etc. (ARTNews) ... The Minneapolis Institute of Arts (state with the new and very cool alt. party governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura) has finished a $150 mill renovation with 33 new galleries and 74 improved galleries. Now they can display triple the art objects they could before. Bad news is that this is still just 4,000 objects out of a collection of 100,000. Too
bad there isn't some way to see them all! (ARTNews)...It's the first major retrospective of Jack the Dripper's work in 30 years at MOMA (Museum of Modern Art). We're talking about Jackson Pollack. But a mad paint splatterer was just part of the story. What you might not know is that after he spilled the paint, he very carefully cut the canvas to get the best composition. Art S. Rev says, "Automatic writing, with an editor at the end." . UPDATE: We told you about Bridget Bardot's protest against the slaughter of animals for performance art by Hermann Nitsch. In response the Austrian Gov. closed down Nitsch and his naked assistants who used the animals blood to paint the walls. He claims he'll just move the show to his castle home north of Vienna. (ARTNews). . A neglected painting in Venice's San Salvador Church has been identified as a Renaissance masterpiece by Vittore Carpaccio. It was thought before now, to be a cheap copy, but after removing 3 layers of overpainting "Supper at Emmaus" emerged. This is not an artist most are familiar with but he is 1st rate and his compositions are astounding as is his use of color, etc. What a find this is! (Newsweek).
FILM:: The USA Film Festival is sponsoring a video contest called "Kids in the Director's Chair" with prizes for winners. Deadline is Jan.4th. FOR MORE INFO call 214- 821-FILM... Also please remember that the next issue of Musea is our annual Film issue. One story will show you how to make a major motion picture on $5. No really!... QUOTE: "I'm Arab American. And for some reason, Hollywood seems to think it's OK to portray all Arabs-
and all Muslims. ..as the bad guys. I don't mean just bad. I mean really bad." -RAY HANANIA (NEWSWEEK).
`ZINES & LIT: Now that Factsheet 5 is up for sale ($70,000) and its future up in the air, ZINE WORLD and AMUSING YOURSELF TO DEATH are more important to the zine community than ever. The new Zine World is out with tons of reviews and news etc. I'm one of the reviewers, so check it out! . . Best zine title of the month GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT...And finally Novelist Daniel Akst (WSJ) asks why present-day novelists never talk about money, work, and business. "It really takes some doing for the most imaginative people around (you mean zinesters?) year after year, to avoid writing about one of the two main preoccupations of the culture, the other one being sex." He reminds us that every major novelist from Balzac and Dickens up to F. Scott Fitzgerald did. And what about those who protested the excesses of business like Upton Sinclair (want a hotdog?) and a
personal favorite of mine - Frank Norris. Where are those types today?
JOKE #2: The Dalai Lama goes to a hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything."
JOKE #3: He pays with a twenty but doesn't get change back. The vendor says "Change comes from within." (both from the Tom Snyder Show)
FASHION: Dreamworks has optioned designer Isaac Mizrahi's comic book THE ADVENTURES OF SANDEE THE SUPERMODEL for a feature film. Mizrahi says his star "takes Manhattan by storm in a camel trench coat."(Vogue) Musea says no matter what the fashion mags say, DON'T WEAR FUR unless you're a native of Siberia.. Quote from the zine Crawfish "...looking however you want to look is absolutely free. Doesn't cost a dime. No one's going to get rich off of you for NOT obsessing about your size every minute of the goddamn day. American culture is TV culture, and TV culture is there to sell you things. You don't see happy, sane fat people on TV for the same reason you don't see poor people or people who have a value system not based on owning things - because it encourages behavior that's bad for their bottom line."
MUSIC: What I'm listening to: First of all, due to the fact radio plays virtually nothing good, all of these choices are found on the periphery of the music world: Seen that TV ad for the Las Vegas full-of-art hotel the Bellagio? That wonderful snippet of voice over is the Italian tenor, Andrea Bocelli, singing "Con te partiro"/and speaking of classics, I love that theme to the De Beers diamond commercials- can anyone name the Baroque string piece?/In switching the radio dial, I sometimes land on the country 95.3 where the dj's actually sound human. My fav there is LITTLE RAMONA HAS GONE HILLBILLY NUTS but I don' t know the singer./And aren't the swing bands fun? That Gap ad in which everybody freezes in motion is NOT Brian Setzer but "Jump, Jive and Wail"by Louis Prima, a bandleader from the 40's & 50's/ And one more commercial (isn't it sad that the best music is on commercials. Reason is that they
have to be good). You know that Chili's doowop "Baby Back Ribs" spot? That is actually written by Tyler Tex studio owner, Robin Hood Brians, who Hunk has worked with many years ago /And finally I've got fav TV themes: (Send me your 5 best.) Mine are: Friends, Simpsons, Nanny, I Love Lucy, and Red Dwarf. And that's what I'm listening... For discussion: What happened to jukeboxes? Are they gone because there are no more hits?
ANSWER TO miniQUIZ: The monokini is a topless bathing suit designed by avant-garde designer Rudy Gernreich in the early 60's (from Mystery Date #6 Lynn Peril)
ARCHITECTURE: What group of buildings were deemed "DICTATOR DECO by some critics? Answer later. ...Best kept architectural secret: in Big D it's the road full of 50's style motels (all with great views of downtown) on Fort Worth Avenue that runs into Commerce and then over the river. Check it out, but only good developers please! The Washington Monument will be closed for 3 months while engineers inspect the damage that time has done. The main concern is the marble on the outside has suffered "extensive damage," with some severe cracks mostly on the upper portions of the obelisk. (Washington Post)... PBS's Ken Burns did a bio of Architect Frank Lloyd Wright. A quote from him," I defy anyone to name a single aspect of the best contemporary architecture that wasn't done by me first." [ Answer to Q. = Fair Park, Dallas] (Texas Magazine>
CULTURE: The biggest job in Greece today is probably that of Evangelos Venizelos the Greek culture minister (Does the US even HAVE one?) Look at his worksheet: With more than 30,000 recognized locations of archeological importance, preservation is job 1. He recently announced the construction of 15 new archeological museums and the renovation of 15 more. Plus the New Museum of the Acropolis "The Acropolis is the utmost monument of Western civilization." He's fighting the British Gov over the return of the Elgin Marbles (Parthenon Marbles). The Olympics are returning home in 2004. Plus a new modern art museum, plus the minister has an ambitious plan to create a "cultural Olympics" (Also see the Musea essay, "The Other Olympics"). Wow! We wish him the best! (ARTNews)
ENDER: When this months contest winner PHONED In his answer, I told Jack that he'd have to WRITE us with the answer. Then I added, "Read the fine print." He answered, "It's all fine print!"
Tell a friend about Musea before the 15th. See ya next year!!!