ART REV. JYORTI'S VERSION

On Thu, 2 Mar 2000 00:21:33 +0000, rhodri@mac.com (Rhodri) wrote: name one time, in any field, where the mainstream has anything to do with art whatsoever.

JYOTI:1936-1942, synchronized swimming... Then that bitch Esther Williams came in and it wasn't the art anymore, it wasn't the passion, it was all bathing caps, bathing caps, bathing caps...(blaming the chlorine fumes) Why bow to the 10 weasel corporations who control the monopoly on watersports??? Here in NORWICH we have the world swimming REVOLUTION! Norwich is the centre for that movement and I - Lonnie 'Lenin' Donnegan - am it's LEADER! You can find a GREAT picture of me with my cossie on at:
http://www.soggyrevolution.com/me-me-me-me&me.html

FOLLOW ME you brainwashed dupes of the 64 middle-aged women who run the 23 companies that have the monopoly of aerobic water-based exercise! Nobody swims without their permission! They own all the pools (which they pee in at night, I've heard) and therefore these 256 men in 56 conglomerates have a monopoly on ALL PHYSICAL MOVEMENT!!!

DON'T BE NAIVE! I've been swimming now for nearly THREE WEEKS! This is no whim - it's my prime recreational fluid-based movement! I got cramps TWICE in one day! How many of you corporate patsies can say that, huh!?!? What you mindless stoats don't realise is that I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS! BUT ENOUGH TALK! Answer me this IF YOU CAN: Name me ONE swimmer since 1970 (or 1980) who's appeared on at LEAST 12 different Muppet Christmas specials AND whose left leg looks EXACTLY like ITALY AND who can roll their tongue into a tube while doing a double backflip and pike. YOU CAN'T !!! And that's cos ALL WATERY ACTIVITY IN THE COSMOS is controlled by the 512 withered vampires who run the 8192 companies who have a MONOPOLY on EVERYTHING!!!!

When swimming was invented in 1953 it was REVOLUTIONARY ! When a swim team came to town, they were often stoned and had sex with GIRLS! But since 1954 that's all CHANGED. In those last 327 years, swimming has ceased to be a pleasant social activity and instead has been WARPED by the 0.45 alien grays who control the ten million companies who have a monopoly on pool cleaning rakes!!! They give each other MEDALS for their rubbish swimming!! Call that swimming??? MY SWIMMING IS ACE - WHERE'S MY FUCKING MEDALS!!!??? NO-BASTARD-WHERE! My talent and brilliant doggy paddle are ignored in favour of SO-CALLED Olympic athletes. OLYMPICS!!!??? More like
MONOPOLYMPICS!!! I sent them my resume and a photocopy of my 25 yards certificate and what did they reply - NOTHING!!! But if you try and say that on this group you get SHOUTED DOWN by WATER CORPORATION apologists! You guys should give new swimmers a chance and not keep flicking me with your towels in the showers! THEY TRY TO SILENCE ME BUT THEY WON'T! Read about their brutal censorship on one of my 23 websites, fanzines, window shades or range of Franklin Mint SWIMMING REVOLUTION moustache cups, all available at reasonable prices. Post care of NORWICH, WORLD SWIMMING REVOLUTION CENTRE,NORFOLK,ENGLAND, EUROPE, EARTH, THE UUUUNIVERSE!!! GO ON ASK ME ANYTHING!! I BET I IGNORE IT!!! - love and kisses, Jyoti

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