Formany of the earlier issues of Musea, including issue #1, I printed a 'line tag' under the masthead "Musea" that read, "Art News and Reviews For Those Who Oppose the Status Quos" Then for a number of issues it was changed to "The Only Media Sorce In The World That Openly Opposes the LA-NY Land Monopolies in Art". Then, from issue #32 on, I decided to change it each issue. Here are those 'line tags'
I've also enclosed subtitles such as "Art with Craft".
#32
Better writing makes better reading - Musea
#33
Musea ... Museb ... Musec ... / Musez
#34
Dallas, A One Horse Town - Pegasus!!!
#35
When it comes to art, we separate the wheat from the shaft! - Musea
#36
People who know an 'Eb' from a 'D#' - Musea
#37
On time - How did it get so late so early? - Musea
#38
Lip-syncing Sucks! - Musea
#39
We can write better than Corp. Art with TWO hands tied behind our back!
#40
Musea on Newspapers: A Tree is a Terrible Thing to Waste!
#41
Musea: Often caught in uncompromising positions!
#42
Musea on PHD's: Doctor Doctor everywhere but not a thought to think!
#43
If the shoe fits ... we keep you on your toes!!!
#44
Where there's smoke (screens) there's Liars!
#45
Our accountant says our profit column is doing 20 knots:
000000000000000000.00
#46
Class is Class and Riff is Raff!
#47
A lean, mean, zine machine!!!
Not a fake 'alternative' paper.
#48
Corp. Rock and Corp. Radio are sentencing us all to a slow Deaf!!!
#49
Take your art with a grain of ALT.!
#50
This is the dawning of the age of nefarious?
#51
It was the best of zines, it was the worst of zines!
Still not a fake alternative paper
#52
The 'Mona Lisa' has no eyebrows - This is a woman with PLUCK!
#53
Building a bridge to the 21st century? Musea swam across years ago!
#54
Dada Knock Knock: "Knock! Knock!" "Who's there?" ........................
#55
(child eubonics!)
#56
She's a fashion plate - what a dish!!!
#57
Joe Camel goes to Russia, "Smokers of the World Ignite!"
Muse inspired since 1992
#58
All the world's a stage, ... and it leaves at noon!
#59
All the Muse that's Hip to Print
#60
Corporate Art is a real Influenza in my life - It BUGS me!!!
Art Revolution is our business
#61
Musea on the environment: Bears are Earthlings too!!!
A thorn in the heel of Corp. Art!
#62
Musea on Commercials: "Ad" Nauseum!
#63
On running a Corporate Art co. On "Bean Counter" mentality -
"There's no accounting for taste!"
here to move your heart & mind
#64
All Zinesters have the same Blood Type: "TYPE-O"
for those who DON'T buy it.
#65
Turning "Pie-in-the-Sky" into "Just Desserts"!!!
#66
Musea - part of a right Thing conspiracy!
#67
What's the Skinny on zines? They're PHAT!!!
If it isn't one thing it's something else!
#68
This month's scandal: June is bussing mouths all over!
Help the cause/ Make some noise!
#69
Art Publishing Mogul seeks corporate merger - I love the company of women!
(Classified ad)
Veracity not Mendacity!
#70
If wishes were horses ... ah, but ney, ney, ney.
Monitor sold separately
#71
Serving all your art revolutionary needs since 1992
I am NOT a demographic!
#72
Musea: a 'to think' minimum!
#73
How about a zine called '-NEWS-ea?" - Rich Mackin.
Falling into all the wrong hands!
Musea" bringing you the future ... now.
#74
Scrooge on Corp. Art: "Blah, Humbug!"
Some people may experience dry mouth.
#75
Art, Media, & Art News, with no AD-ditives - Donna Turman
Corporate Art motto: 'Making money at any cost'
#76
On the back of the Shampoo Zine: After 'blathering' 'print' and 'release'.
I 'hob with others but
I 'nob' with you! - Happy Valentines
#77
All the World's a Stage and Most of us aren't even in the Union!
This unit not labeled for retail sale!
Want fries with that?
#78
I LOVE Corp. Art and the Media too/ and IF you believe that ...
April Fools
a koan: Why are enlightened people always so poor?
#79
memo to Corp. Art, "We're taking the wind out of your sales!"
Twang your magic twanger Froggie!
#80
Zinesters are my 'type' of people!
I'm 'font' of them.
#81
In this issue: Musea's 'Enter' Net Guide
#82
Prosperity yes! But at what cost?
Specialising in NOT specialising!
#83
If you like Corp. Art, put this zine down, step away from the counter and ...
go to your room!!!
Do family values include orphans?
#84
Musea where it's no longer 'Business as usual'
If matter matters, does anti - matter not?
#85
From our family to yours: Happy Holidays!!!
Special Holiday reading issue!
#86
Special Issue: Musea's guide to the best movies of all time - part 1
Silver Screen / Golden Dreams
#87
(part 2)
Cinema / Window World
#88
(part 3)
Musea does Dallas
#89
Being a target audience means someone's aiming at you!
Was Michelangelo a chiseler?
#90
School's Out - Thinking's in : Cogitology
Corporate Art: Life in the "Crass" lane
#91
Is Modern Art - Either?
Sooooooooooooooo 'Mockiavellian'
#92
How do I loathe these, let me 'nounce the names:
Corp. Art/ Media/ Advertising
#93
Musea is 8 years old! And we've moved to our brand new offices
(photo of the Parthenon)
(That's 800 in zine years)
#94
Musea is both "Ring-a-ding-ding' & "Off the Wall'!
Office memo: 'No striking during working hours!'
#95
What's the matter with you, do you think sunlight just falls down from the sky?
Sometimes you DO get what you want
#96
A failure to communicate: "Not naught, knot!" "Come in!"
Jan. 2001 - news flash: monolith discovered on Moon!
#97
"Zineland" located at the corner of "Cut" and "Paste"!
Don't Trust Anythig Glossy!
#98
If you don't take a stand, you take a fall
You got morals? You got fibre? You got moral fibre!
#99
Musea - a pen and inkling for art!
Everything cool - everything hot!
#100
100 bottles of cheer on the wall, a 100 bottles of cheer ...
(or)
100 hollers of cheer on the wall, a 100 hollers of cheer ...